The Top 10 Biggest 2020-21 EPL Salaries Calculated To Little Caesars Pizzas Per Week
The stars of the Premier League receive handsome compensation for their work on the pitch to entertain the masses. These stars will also never go hungry with their ridiculous weekly salaries. This list of the highest paid EPL players solely focuses on weekly wages and doesn’t include endorsement deals, bonuses and other payments.
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Now back to the regularly scheduled weekly wage wonders. As always when I list high wages I will put the large numbers through my handy-dandy, $5.99-a-pop Little Caesars pizza calculator.
Top 10 Highest Paid EPL Players
10. Alexandre Lacazette
Weekly Salary: $240,722
Little Caesars Pizzas Per Week: 40,120
Technically Lacazette is the 13th highest paid player as there is a four-way tie for eighth. I thought it would be rude not to include him.
Weekly Salary: $250,139
Little Caesars Pizzas Per Week: 41,689
Willian clearly left Chelsea for the extra pizzas. Deep down he knew the real reason for leaving Chelsea after so many seasons. On the bright side he did leave the No. 10 jersey for Christian Pulisic. Sadly Pulisic isn’t earning as many pizzas.
8. Mohamed Salah, Harry Kane, Marcus Rashford, Tanguy Ndombele
Weekly Salaries: $260,145
Little Caesars Pizzas Per Week: 43,357
If these four put their pizza powers together they would be unstoppable. Rashford is actually doing amazing work in the U.K. in an effort to make sure no kid goes hungry. Maybe somewhere along the way he can throw in a pizza or two or a couple thousand.
7. Sergio Aguero
Weekly Salary: $299,342
Little Caesars Pizzas Per Week: 49,890
Nearly 50,000 pizzas. It’s hard seeing other people living out your dream. If Aguero decided to spend one of his weekly wages on some Hot-n-Ready goodness he could give one slice of pizza to everyone in Belize (if cut into slices of 8).
6. Anthony Martial
Weekly Salary: $325,181
Little Caesars Pizzas Per Week: 54,196
He’s not the first Manchester United player on this list and he surely isn’t the last. The Red Devils need to drop the damn Chevrolet sponsor and have some real art on the front of their kits.
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5. Mesut Ozil
Weekly Salary: $349,569
Little Caesars Pizzas Per Week: 58,261
Ozil wins the award for most likely on this list to actually spend his money on pizzas. The dude isn’t doing much on Arsenal’s bench other than raking in the money. To be fair he does frequently use his money to donate to charities.
4. Paul Pogba
Weekly Salary: $377,210
Little Caesars Pizzas Per Week: 62,868
He’s not the first Manchester United player on this list and he surely isn’t the last … what the déjà vu?
3. Raheem Sterling
Weekly Salary: $390,217
Little Caesars Pizzas Per Week: 65,036
If you stacked the boxes of pizza just right, I’m willing to bet that a handful of cheese pizzas could have scored this against Lyon.
2. Kevin De Bruyne
Weekly Salary: $417,315
Little Caesars Pizzas Per Week: 69,552
Over 69,000 pizzas every week. Nice. De Bruyne was recently given the PFA player of the year award. PFA obviously standing for Pizza Feasting Association.
1. David De Gea
Weekly Salary: $487,771
Little Caesars Pizzas Per Week: 81,295
The highest paid EPL players bow down to De Gea. With 81,295 pizzas every week the guy is making some serious cheddar. Despite having plenty of blunders and howlers, De Gea can always hide behind his pizzas.
Fun fact: With each Little Caesars pizza being 14 inches, the area of each pizza is about 154 square inches. De Gea’s weekly intake of pizza would cover 12,519,430 square inches. The average soccer field is 11,067,022 square inches. De Gea makes over a soccer field’s worth of pizzas every week.