Grown Man Falls Down Trying To Take Mark Noble Jersey From Child
West Ham won a game! Wooooooo.
The Hammers came back from a 2-0 deficit (most dangerous lead in soccer!) to beat Tottenham Hotspur 3-2. They are on to the next round of the Carabao Cup, which is good and cool for West Ham fans.
After the match, midfielder Mark Noble threw his jersey at a young lad, in hopes of giving a child a souvenir and memory to cherish forever. A nearby old lad decided he wanted the jersey to cherish forever and/or sell on ebay. Unfortunately for this man, physically but perhaps not emotionally an adult, he was not as coordinated as he thought he might be.
Mark Noble killing a man pic.twitter.com/6cKXkSn6C3— Max Baldwin (@maxbaldwin16) October 25, 2017
Down he goes!
This man has a doppelganger in American sports, and it's the guy who brings a glove to a Major League Baseball game in hopes of catching a home run/foul ball even though he has a beard and a potbelly and clearly has no reason to ever carry a baseball glove anywhere.
You should not try to steal things from children at sporting events. Go do something else. Just live your life.