Cristiano Ronaldo scared the hell out of me this morning. I was up watching Arsenal vs. Manchester United and idly scrolling through twitter when I saw this:
Ah! It's Mother's Day! I need to call my mom! I didn't get her a present! I need to get her a present! What should I get her! Quick! Think!
Wait. Isn't Mother's Day next Sunday? I'm pretty sure it is. Yes, it definitely is. Does Cristiano Ronaldo not know when Mother's Day is? He might not, but that's pretty weird.
Oh, Mother's Day in Portugal is a week earlier than in the United States. Whew. False alarm. Everything is fine.