Fails

Boston’s new National Women’s Soccer League team announced their arrival with a testicle joke and one of, if not the worst team name we’ve ever seen. Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to the nut-sack haters themselves, BOS Nation FC.

For more information you can go to the domain that they registered, paid for and said “yeah, this is what we want to do.” That domain is toomanyballs.com.

No seriously, it’s actually toomanyballs.com.

Boston NWSL team name reveal

A Copa del Rey red card in the preliminary round of the competition has gone somewhat viral after a player punted the ball into an opponent’s face.

During Wednesday’s game between Astur and Promesas EDF, chaos erupted near the sideline that would see two red cards. Two players were battling for the ball as it went out of play and an Astur player shoved an opponent into the wall close to the sideline.

If an award was given out for “strangest soccer moment of the year” then we have a winner. On Sunday two penalty kicks were awarded for players picking up the ball with their hands during the 2. Bundesliga game between FC Magdeburg and SpVgg Greuther Fürth.

The madness began in the 13th minute when Fürth defender Gideon Jung thought his side had a goal kick. Jung’s goalkeeper rolled the ball to him and when he picked it up, he realized to his horror that it was an actual pass… not to take a goal kick.

Bayern Munich icon Thomas Müller rarely puts a foot wrong with a pedigree of German precision and killer instinct. During a Bayern training session, the 35-year-old finally made a mistake as he tripped and ate metaphorical feces.

Thomas Müller trips during training

A coach in Italy’s sixth tier is surprisingly keeping his job after he ran onto the field to halt an opposing team’s counterattack.

Alessio Guidotti is the head coach of Subbiano and went viral over the weekend when he decided it was up to him to aid his defense.

Guidotti, seen wearing an orange bib, ran onto the field and put in crunching tackle on a Pontassieve player.

Italian coach stops counterattack

The United States women’s national team waited 12 years to reclaim gold at the Olympics. Lynn Williams only needed one night to break the sought-after prize.

USWNT veteran forward Williams hilariously broke her gold medal while partying the night of the gold medal triumph. Pictures and stories were shared of Williams swinging her medal above her head before a picture of the ribbon and medal dethatched.

Fans in Peru just witnessed perhaps the most bizarre and hilarious red card you’ve ever seen.

During the national cup match between Atletico Awajun and Cantorcillo FC, Awajun player Sebastian Muñoz was sent off for ‘relieving himself’ on the pitch in one of the strangers moments of the year. Well, he had the decency to turn around, at least.

Watch: Player in Peru gets sent off for urinating on the pitch