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Jermain Defoe is in need of a personal assistant. And he's willing to pay £60k per year (~$93,500) for the right hire. The Sunderland striker put up an advertisement for the position that was, frankly, hilarious.
Here are some of his potential personal assistant's duties (with snarky comments from us in parenthesis):
Selecting and organizing Jermain's wardrobe.
(Shouldn't a grown man be able to dress himself?)
Managing Jermain's diary.
(We assume this means you get to write made-up diary entries for him)
Managing and organizing individual family members.
(No further snark is needed for this one)
"Organising manager on a daily basis: lunch etc."
(This one either)
Creating a global brand for the Jermain Defoe name.
(Maybe if he had played a little better in Toronto he would already have that)
"Organise all Jermain’s personal needs i.e. drycleaners, gardeners, house refurbishments, Sourcing interior designers and everyday tasks etc."
(The bolding is Jermain's, not ours. We're not sure why.)
So there you have it. Could you be Jermain Defoe's next personal assistant? Read the whole ad here to find out!
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