Can You Save Joe Hart's Career As His Slimy Super Agent?

Now that all the football is finally finished, we can get down to business: the business of transfers and greedy, slimy super agents. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be one of these nefarious slumlords? Well, wonder no more, because this summer's hottest commodity, Joe Hart, has placed his future in your hands. He's your best mate, he trusts you and now it's your time to see that England's brave No. 1 gets his just desserts.

So, what will it be? "The game's afoot: Follow your spirit, and upon this charge cry: GOD FOR HARRY, ENGLAND, AND SAINT GEORGE!", the largest 15% cut you can muster, or just a sort of half-assed Millennial approach? You decide!