This Parrot Celebrates Every Goal By Falcao

Radamel Falcao has a parrot.

This is not amazing in and of itself. Lots of people have parrots.

Radamel Falcao’s parrot can squawk, “Gol de Falcao!” loudly and repeatedly.

Again, lots of people have parrots. Not many people have parrots that can do that.

I want this parrot on the Manchester United bench celebrating. Put it next to Van Gaal and maybe the parrot will become Van Gaal’s animal sidekick or something. Get it a bodyguard to ward off stray balls that might knock the cage over.

Train a camera on the parrot all game. I need this to happen. I need the “parrot cam.” I demand the “parrot cam.”

The parrot’s name is “Coco.”

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