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Marco Fabian Owns Defender With Move We’ve Only Seen In FIFA

Chivas de Guadalajara have been looking for something, anything, to either get them out of the relegation zone, or at least take their minds off of it for the time being. And  this weekend Marco Fabian may have provided it. Poetry in motion, skills that pay the bills, whatever idiom or phrase you want to use to describe this works, because it’s awesome.  

We have only ever seen this pulled off in the occasional FIFA session, and even then it’s usually by accident. According to our experts, this move is called the “turn and spin” and it is performed by flicking the right stick forwards and to the side. How it’s performed in real life we have no idea, so if you don’t mind we’ll just study Fabians technique for a minute or sixty. 

We should add that in true FIFA fashion, Fabian blows the opportunity he created. We feel for him. The guy was just so stoked he pulled off that move that he lost himself in the moment. Composure is a nickel b****.

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