The Best FIFA Men's Player Nominees Are, Predictably, Messi, Ronaldo And Neymar
The three final nominees for the Best FIFA Men's Award have been announced, and, whoo boy, you better sit down and buckle your seatbelt. Go find a seat with a seatbelt. Sit on it. Buckle it.
The three finalists are:
Woww who could have possibly seen that coming? I'm out of breath.
— FIFA.com (@FIFAcom) September 22, 2017
So, to recap: the nominees for the award given to the best player in the world are . . . the best three players in the world?
Someone tell those chuckleheads voting for the women's award this is how the system is supposed to actually work.