This Dog Is Premier League Manager Material
Watch this video of a very guilty dog and meet me on the other side.
— Ali (@AliWyland) August 26, 2016
This dog is going to be the next manager of Crystal Palace. Book that sh*t. Just imagine the press conferences:
Journalist: When you dug that hole, what was the purpose of that?
Dog: Hole? What hole?
Journalist: The one that you dug. We all watched you.
Dog: I did not dig a hole. I am a good boy. Yes I am.
Journalist: This isn't about whether you are a good boy. We just want to know about the hole, which you dug.
Dog: You think you know more about holes than me? You are some kind of hole expert and I am just a simpleton? You think you can do my job?
Journalist: There is video of you digging a hole.
Dog: I did not see any hole, the referee probably put it there.
Journalist: No, we watched you dig it.
Dog: I have had enough of you journalists. You are all out to get me. There is no such hole.
Journalist: We just want your opinion on the hole.
Dog: The hole was clearly offside. The referees are out to get me.
Journalist: So you admit there was a hole?
Dog: I did not see it, I will have to watch the tape.