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Cristiano Ronaldo Has Decorated An Airplane

If you win five Ballon d'Ors in your career, you get to customize the outside of an airplane with your various logos. I don't make the rules (yes I do, I make them up and then blog about them in hopes that you, the reader, will click and help keep me from having to get a real job).

Anyway, Cristiano Ronaldo won his fifth Ballon d'Or earlier this week, and celebrated by either getting on or getting off of an airplane adorned with his various logos. It was all very luxurious.

This is perhaps the least surprising photograph ever taken, as anyone familiar with Cristiano Ronaldo's body of work on Twitter can attest. He's not showing any of his abs, which is a little weird, but everything else is perfect. The sophistication. The glitz. The glamour. The branding opportunity being taken advantage of. It's just all so very Ronaldo.

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