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Watch Jozy Altidore's Drunken MLS Cup Victory Speech

What is the proper amount of celebrating to do after one wins the MLS Cup? I, personally, have never won the MLS Cup and as such cannot be considered much of an expert. Jozy Altidore, though, just won the MLS Cup on Saturday, scoring the first of Toronto FC's two goals against the Seattle Sounders. Jozy is a much more credible expert in terms of celebrating MLS Cup victories.

So, Jozy, how much celebrating should someone do if they win the MLS Cup?

THAT IS A LOT OF CELEBRATING, JOZY.

That is probably how much I would celebrate winning the MLS Cup. The only way Jozy could top that speech is if he called out each Sounders player by name and then went on a rant about Sacha Kljestan and his haters. Altidore didn't leave much room for gripes, though, because that speech is FANTASTIC. Hopefully future MLS Cup champions take note.

And be ready with some water and aspirin tomorrow, people in Jozy Altidore's life. I have a feeling the phrase "championship hangover" will not just be a metaphorical cliche tomorrow.

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