This is a timely reminder that no matter where you are or what you are doing, if you are a famous person there is always someone with a camera watching you.
(warning: the following list contains at least one boner, a butt and at least two instances of a man sticking his finger up another man's butt)
![Chicharito Chicharito](https://the18.com/sites/default/files/styles/photo_story_list_items_1016px_wide/public/photo-story-images/20180306-the18-image-chicharito.jpg?itok=JenimD3V)
At this moment, young Chicharito is hearing a Matthew McConaughey voicover in his head explaining how all things are connected. The space-time continuum, man. Wild stuff.
![Mario Gotze Mario Gotze](https://the18.com/sites/default/files/styles/photo_story_list_items_1016px_wide/public/photo-story-images/20180306-the18-image-mario-gotze.jpg?itok=uc5dI2zo)
Is that a roll of quarters in your speedo or are you just happy to see me?
![Alexis Sanchez Alexis Sanchez](https://the18.com/sites/default/files/styles/photo_story_list_items_1016px_wide/public/photo-story-images/20180306-the18-image-alexis-sanchez-1.jpg?itok=i3IqH83C)
We've all been there.
![Alexis Sanchez Alexis Sanchez](https://the18.com/sites/default/files/styles/photo_story_list_items_1016px_wide/public/photo-story-images/20180807-The18-Images-Alexis-Sanchez-Oven-Left-On.jpg?itok=y9_J-AEr)
You must stop leaving the oven on, Alexis.
![Cristiano Ronaldo Cristiano Ronaldo](https://the18.com/sites/default/files/styles/photo_story_list_items_1016px_wide/public/photo-story-images/20180306-the18-image-cristiano-ronaldo.jpg?itok=2gb8yi_8)
Not sure how Marcelo felt about said team bonding, though.
![Gonzalo Jara Gonzalo Jara](https://the18.com/sites/default/files/styles/photo_story_list_items_1016px_wide/public/photo-story-images/20180306-the18-image-gonzalo-jara-edinson-cavani.jpg?itok=tJO5ibbk)
Prostate health is very important.
![Zlatan and Gerard Pique Zlatan and Gerard Pique](https://the18.com/sites/default/files/styles/photo_story_list_items_1016px_wide/public/photo-story-images/20180306-the18-image-zlatan-pique.jpg?itok=VYYqIW3p)
More than a club, that Barcelona.
![Joe Hart and Jack WIlshere Joe Hart and Jack Wilshere](https://the18.com/sites/default/files/styles/photo_story_list_items_1016px_wide/public/photo-story-images/20180306-the18-image-joe-hart-jack-wilshere.jpg?itok=Gz8_GVBK)
Sorry to spoil the finale of the latest season of "The Bachelor" if you haven't seen it.
![coppertone lads coppertone lads](https://the18.com/sites/default/files/styles/photo_story_list_items_1016px_wide/public/photo-story-images/20180306-the18-image-butt.jpg?itok=XDEwcrZw)
Oh, you.
![Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo](https://the18.com/sites/default/files/styles/photo_story_list_items_1016px_wide/public/photo-story-images/20180306-the18-image-wayne-rooney-cristiano-ronaldo.jpg?itok=dUSviqUE)
Cristiano Ronaldo's idea of team bonding is very interesting.