Do you have enough Zlatan in your life? No? That's OK, because we're here to help. In fact, we've discovered a website that will make sure you get enough Zlatan. We promise.
It's called Zlaaatan.com, and it's like Google, but for Zlatan. Type a word into the search bar and you will be transported to the magical land of Zlatan (no, not Sweden). Instead of regular Google results, Zlatan-related results come up. Or, if you don’t want to search, you can click “I’m Feeling Zlatan” — and let’s be honest, we’ve all had those days when we’re feeling a little Zlatan — and be transported to Zlatan’s Wikipedia page.
So it’s pretty amazing, and we sat and fooled around with it for a while. This is what we found:
Taking a turn toward the adolescent we started searching swear words to see what Zlaaatan could come up with, and, we have to admit, it’s pretty entertaining. We discovered this video, for instance:
Also, searching for “assh*le” sent us, somehow, toward this profile of Zlatan in the New York Times, which is definitely worth a read.
All the scandals are on there, as well as some fun new made up (we think) stories.
And what happens if you search for “Zlatan” on Zlaaatan.com? The universe collapses in on itself. Probably. Give it a try.
