Peter Crouch became the 26th player to score 100 Premier League goals during Wednesday's 1-1 draw against Everton.
Of course, he did "The Robot" to celebrate.
Crouch is now officially the highest-scoring Premier League player who also looks like the pirate in Pirates of the Caribbean who has the fake eye.
Really! He really does! Look, at them side-by-side!
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Crouch should invent a pirate dance to go along with "The Robot".