Zlatan Ibrahimovic would like for you to buy his perfume. Zlatan Ibrahimovic made a commercial in order to persuade you to buy his perfume.
But, like everything Zlatan does, this is not your average commercial. It's not quite as insane as this commercial, but it does feature a #ZlatanFish.
Why is there a fish in a perfume commercial? For the same reason the Arc de Triomphe is in a perfume commercial. Because Zlatan. Clearly Zlatan's fish tattoo came to life and is swimming in a sea of Zlatan perfume located by the Arc de Triomphe. It makes perfect sense.
Or, alternatively, if you spray Zlatan perfume on a tattoo, that tattoo comes to life and you and your tattoo go to the Arc de Triomphe. And a flower blooms.
We need one of those dumb "dream interpretation" books for this commercial – No, this is a Zlatan commercial. Zlatan's commercial interprets you, not the other way around.
One last thought: Zlatan's commercial's flashing lights look like they could trigger epilepsy. Zlepilepsy.
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