Harry Kane undergoes a personal transformation while eating wings on Hot Ones

Harry Kane has won a trophy — a trophy in the game of life by successfully eating 10 increasingly spicy wings on "Hot Ones" and living to tell the tale.

His people missed a pretty big opportunity to announce a transfer to Bayern Munich while sweating profusely and with tears in his eyes after eating wing #10, so if you're a Tottenham supporter you've got nothing to worry about.

For the rest of you, I know what you've come to see: Harry Kane's facial reactions. 

Wing #1: Classic hot sauce

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Happy Harry: "Maybe I've been a hot sauce person all along!"

Wing #2: Curry Verde

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Humble Harry: "We've got curry in England!"

Wing #3: Zesty Lemon Pepper hot sauce

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Hubris Harry: "Oh, no. This might've been a mistake."

Wing #4: Chile Lengua de Fuego 

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Hacking Harry: "Save me Sonny! Save me Mr. Levy!"

Wing #5: Los Calientes Rojo

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Hallucinating Harry: "I'm trying to talk about improving my left foot but only thinking of the demon in my throat." 

Wing #6: The Spicy Shark

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Hazard Harry: "I'm beginning to leak from every orifice."

Wing #7: Adoboloco Jalapeñochico 

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Horror Harry: "I've got the lip tingle!"

Wing #8: DA' BOMB

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Hagard Harry: "It's a disgrace of a sauce." 

Wing #9: Alchemy Peppers Watermelon Ghost

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Hellish Harry: "My mouth is just scorched Earth. Nothing matters anymore."

Wing #10: Apollo Hot Sauce

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Hotheaded Harry: "That went straight up my nose pretty much."

If you too want to spend 20 minutes watching Harry Kane eat wings, here's the full episode. People are saying "he did good," but I don't really know what that means. I think they should have to eat the whole wing, not just one bite, and then we can talk about "doing good."

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