We need Stephen Hawking to explain how Crawlry Town's defense kept the ball from going into the net on this play against Accrington Stanley.
Never worried? Agree to disagree, Crawley Town Twitter account. The only way they wouldn't be worried is if they KNEW beforehand their players could bend physics to their wills, and were thus incapable of being scored on. Are those kids from Chronicle Crawley Town's defense now? They're roughly the correct age.
The match ended 0-0, so Crawley Town's offense must not have those same physics-bending powers.
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