Alexis Sanchez has a cold. He is currently not training with Arsenal because of said cold. He posted on Instagram about his cold and also one of his dogs was involved because duh.
I know what you're thinking: "I bet the soccer community reacted rationally and reasonably to this post." Friend, you could not be more correct. No one accused Alexis of faking a sickness in order to force a move to, let's just pick a team at random, Manchester City. The footy community is far too mature for that sort of thing.
Oh.