Cristiano Ronaldo Brands, Ranked

As one of the most famous people in the world, it's only natural that Cristiano Ronaldo has many brands bearing his name. But which is the best?

Cristiano Ronaldo is a man of many brands. Probably more brands than anyone else. Let's rank them.

CR7 Shirts

The CR7 shirts website just redirects to the CR7 underwear website because Cristiano Ronaldo is always on-brand and never off-brand, and he cares a lot more about underwear than shirts. If you followed him on Twitter you would know this.

That's deep.

CR7 Museum

It's pretty cool to have your very own museum. That speaks to the strength of the rest of the list, and also to Cristiano's status as far and away the most famous person from Medeira, an archepelago off the coast of Portugal with a population of less than 300,000.

Madeira loves its prodigal son, and that's nice. The museum ranks so low here because pictures of Cristiano Ronaldo are widely available on social media, and everyone with an Internet connection and a little curiosity can find out everything there is to know about Cristiano anyway.

CR7 Selfie

With the CR7 selfie app, you can pose for selfies with Cristiano Ronaldo! Or superimpose Cristiano Ronaldo into your selfies. Or something.

CR7 Crunch Fitness

Another obvious Cristiano brand. Gyms just make sense for him.

CR7 Footwear

Now we're getting into the meat of the thing. Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the few people who can get otherwise-sensible folks to drop hundreds of dollars on tassel loafers just because they have his name on them. The new campaign is all-black for Halloween, if you're into that sort of thing.

CR7 Hotels

Surprisingly affordable. There are two hotels, one in Lisbon and one in Funchal (the museum is at the Funchal location). The hotels are so high up because Cristiano Ronaldo is the only athlete I know of who has hotels named after him. That's a level of fame that's just inconceivable to all but like 10 people in the world.

CR7 Legacy

What is CR7 Legacy, you ask?

It's cologne. Of course it's cologne. Cristiano Ronaldo's fragrance is also his legacy, which just makes sense.

CR7 Underwear


CR7 Blankets

He better at least be wearing CR7 underwear under that blanket.

CR7 Limitless

Let these images of Cristiano Ronaldo wearing denim guide you in your life's journey.

Living in my #CR7Denim jeansA big shout out to my fans for the support  Thank you, Obrigado and Gracias! @cr7limitless

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COMFORT IS THE NEW LUXURY! Can't wait for the official launch of my #CR7Denim Collection tomorrow!!  @cr7limitless

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