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Chicharito scores a brace in response to a clown-inspired tifo in the Cali Clasico

You don't provoke Javier "Chicharito" Hernández. It is the lesson that a few San Jose Earthquakes fans learned Saturday night after deploying a tifo vs. LA Galaxy that ended up inspiring the striker to score a brace against them. 

The supporter wanted to create a hostile environment for the LA Galaxy in a new edition of the Cali Clasico, unraveling a giant banner mocking them – and LAFC – with the message: "The LA Circus – Same clowns, different costumes." 

Are Chicharito's days in LA Galaxy numbered? A Uruguayan superstar could replace him

Despite his terrible numbers from the penalty spot, nobody in LA Galaxy can complain about what Javier Hernández has brought to the team. Although the club has been far – very far – from competing for a title, Chicharito has shown his goalscoring skills, amassing 33 goals in 61 MLS games. 

Not bad, right?

Chicharito Hace Contorsión De Bailarín Y Anota Un Hermoso Gol De Tacón

LA Galaxy continúa soñando con un boleto a los playoffs de la conferencia oeste de la MLS, luego de vencer 4-1 a Colorado Rapids, en una noche decorada con un par de golazos. Uno de ellos, por supuesto, tuvo el sello de Javier Hernández.

Gol de tacón de Chicharito

El equipo angelino comenzó como una tromba y antes de los 30 minutos vencía por 2-0 con anotaciones de Gastón Brugman y Raheem Edwards. Este último se lució con una conquista de tintes maradonianos, quebrando cinturas y cruzándola al ángulo ante la pasividad de la defensa rival. 

Chicharito Misses Another Penalty (Probably Not The Last Time We Say This)

Chicharito is very bad at penalties.

The Mexican had a horrible attempt of a Panenka against Sporting Kansas City last week that cost the LA Galaxy three crucial points in the MLS playoff race.

A week later, he has missed again.

Chicharito Penalty Miss vs. Nashville SC

Even after his atrocious Panenka attempt in last week’s draw, Chicharito was still trusted for the kick.

Unfortunately for Galaxy, he failed again.

Chicharito has to stop taking penalties – and not only because of his pathetic Panenka

We all saw it: Chicharito Hernández's last effort from the penalty spot was genuinely embarrassing. He had the chance to secure three points for the LA Galaxy in a very tight race for the playoffs Sunday, but instead, he decided to perform a poor, sad Panenka against SKC seconds before the final whistle.

Was That A Nipple Squeeze? The Hilarious Tête-À-Tête Between Chicharito And Michael Bradley

Toronto FC and LA Galaxy got into a heated game Wednesday night in which the boiling point was a rough but also hilarious dust-up between veterans Michael Bradley and Javier "Chicharito" Hernández. 

Michael Bradley vs. Chicharito fight

The whole ruckus started after Chicharito fouled the U.S. international. Bradley wasn't pleased with the action and complained in front of Hernandez's face. Canadian Richie Laryea, passing by, tried to stop the confrontation by pulling away Chicharito, but the Mexican acted up as if someone was dismembering him. 

My God, It's Beautiful: Riqui Puig Picks Out Chicharito For All-Time LA Galaxy Goal

When highly regarded Masia product Riqui Puig recently left Barcelona for the LA Galaxy in search of a leading role, the preposterous idea of the 23-year-old Spaniard elevating Javier Hernández's game to the point where Tata Martino had to include him in Mexico's World Cup squad might've crossed our minds.

La Nueva Estrella Del LA Galaxy Le Plantó Un Jardín De Elogios A Chicharito

Una nueva estrella adorna se suma al firmamento del LA Galxy. El ex Barcelona Riqui Puig fue presentado oficialmente por el club y en su primera conferencia de prensa plantó un jardín de elogios dedicado a Chicharito Hernández.

Chicharito Tries To Become A Comeback Hero, But His Late Brace Wasn't Enough For LA Galaxy

The newcomers made their presence felt as Sporting Kansas City defeated the LA Galaxy 4-2 Saturday night in Kansas City. Erik Thommy and William Agada, who joined the club in the midseason transfer window, combined for three first-half goals.

Agada had a brace after Thommy gave Sporting the early lead.

Chicharito goals vs SKC

Chicharito scored a goal in the 83rd minute to avoid the shutout and then converted a penalty kick in stoppage time. But Daniel Salloi recovered a poor clearance and slid it by Galaxy keeper Jonathan Bond for the clincher.

La Sangre Mexicana Del LA Galaxy Le Da Otro Duro Golpe A Chivas

Chivas está en un lugar frío y oscuro. El Rebaño no gana ni en los amistosos y tras una derrota por 2-0 ante el LA Galaxy sumó su octavo partido consecutivo sin conocer la victoria.

Curiosamente, la caída del equipo que solo admite futbolistas mexicanos en su plantel vino con el sello de la sangre mexicana que juega en el LA Galaxy: asistencia de Efraín Álvarez y un gol del juvenil Jonathan Pérez. Como si no fuera suficiente, los dos nacidos en Estados Unidos, crecieron en familias que adoran a Chivas.

¡Auch!

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