The Story Of How Liverpool Won The 2019-20 EPL Title

In Africa, if the pitch was cursed then you peed on the posts. So when I came back to live in England, I was asked to play in the corporate game at Anfield. I told the story to Tage Herstad, the fan who invited me, and he said, 'Bruce, you've got to do the business.' I said, 'Yeah, I'll try to play well.' Herstad said, 'No, you've got to finally lift the curse!' So I peed in a bottle, poured it all down the posts and crossbar at both ends and saved a penalty at the Anfield Road End. Then the Reds went on an undefeated run at Anfield and won the Premier League!