Newcastle United

Luke Shaw Bodied Almirón So Badly That It Should've Been A Red Card On Principle Alone

One player dominated the headlines after Manchester United's match against Newcastle on Saturday: Cristiano Ronaldo. His two goals, thanks to two mistakes from Newcastle keeper Freddie Woodman, ensured a story book ending for his Old Trafford return.

CR7 Marcó Un Doblete En Su Regreso A Manchester United Y Old Trafford Gritó "¡Siuuuuu!"

The man is back. Cristiano Ronaldo materializó en cancha su regreso al Manchester United e hizo delirar a los aficionados que repletaron Old Trafford con un doblete en la victoria por 4-1 sobre el Newcastle.

Como si nunca se hubiera ido.

Manchester United Looks To Be The Favorite In Every Competition It Plays In After Sensational Victory

Manchester United is filthy. Filthy filthy filthy. The Red Devils defeated Newcastle 4-1 on Saturday in a wildly entertaining match that featured the homecoming of Cristiano Ronaldo.

Old Trafford gave the warmest of welcomes to Ronaldo who started his first game for Manchester United in over a decade.

It Had To Be Him — Cristiano Ronaldo Scores On His Homecoming Debut

Was it the prettiest goal? Not by any means. Do we care? Absolutely not. This Cristiano Ronaldo goal vs. Newcastle still had all the feels.

With the first half coming to a close, Ronaldo had a true poacher’s finish when Mason Greenwood’s effort from outside the box took a deflection that Newcastle goalkeeper Freddie Woodman spilled. Ronaldo was waiting on the doorstep to sweep home the game’s opening goal.

La Vida Es Una Película: Santi Muñoz Deja México Para Unirse Al Newcastle United

La vida hoy le copió un poco a la película "Goal!" (2005).

¿La recuerdas? OK, resumen rápido para aquellos que se dicen fanáticos del fútbol, pero aún no la han visto: Santiago Muñez (Kuno Becker) es un mexicano indocumentado que trabaja en cocinas de Los Angeles, pero que un día se tropieza con la oportunidad de probarse en el Newcastle United, en la Premier League. El joven llega al equipo reserva de las Urracas, pero luego de superar los retos y desafíos que tiene toda película consigue el éxito y la gloria.

Goal! IRL Santiago Muñoz Joins Newcastle United, And The Mexican Teen Is Legit

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. 

Ever since Goal! The Dream Begins was released in 2005, Newcastle United has been scouring Mexico for the IRL regen of Santiago Munez, the Mexican striker who joined the Toon on trial, quickly ascended to the first-team and fired the side into the Champions League despite being riddled with the plot device of asthma. 

Inconceivable Ings Bicycle Kick Highlights Villa's Victory Against Newcastle

BIRMINGHAM — A brilliant volley by Danny Ings and an Anwar El Ghazi penalty gave Aston Villa an easy 2-0 victory over a poor Newcastle United side in the Birmingham club's first home game of the Premier League season on Saturday.

A record of 12 goals in 29 Premier League games for Southampton last term prompted Villa to recruit the 29-year-old Ings for a reported 25 million pounds, and with two goals in his first two league games, the investment is already paying off.

Winners and Losers From The First Week Of Premier League Play

With the Premier League kicking off this past weekend, soccer is almost back in full form around the world. As some top clubs had unreal losses, others shocked us with a win. There were numerous winners and losers from the first week of action back in the Premier League. 

West Ham And Newcastle Play Six-Goal Thriller In Front Of Over 50,000

Welcome back, Premier League.

After a Saturday highlighted by Manchester United’s 5-1 beatdown of Leeds and Everton’s 3-1 second half comeback win over Southampton (and Christian Pulisic's goal), Sunday produced an instant classic between Newcastle United and West Ham at St. James’ Park.