18. “GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
17. “Showing him this much space is like handing the keys to the blood bank to Dracula.”
16. “Defenders try to follow him on Facebook and he comes out on Twitter, that’s how evasive he is.”
15. “As electrifying as a hairdryer thrown into a hot tub, my friend.”
14. “He could shave a mouse in his sleep and not disturb her.”
El asado es el recurso número uno de un argentino a la hora de construir camaradería entre un grupo de amigos y Leo Messi, a menudo criticado por su falta de liderazgo, aplicó este lunes la técnica milenaria para reunir al plantel del Barcelona y motivarlo de cara a las últimas cuatro jornadas de LaLiga, en las que batalla por el título con el Atlético y el Real Madrid.
¿El único pero? La comilona genera críticas en España debido a que no siguió los protocolos de actividad social en tiempos de Covid-19. ¡Ah! Y la música. Qué horror, la música.
VALENCIA, Spain - Lionel Messi scored a 50th free kick goal for Barcelona as he led his side to a quick-fire comeback to win 3-2 at Valencia on Sunday and keep the pressure on LaLiga title rivals Atlético Madrid and Real Madrid.
With coach Ronald Koeman serving a touchline ban, Barça fell behind in the 50th minute when Valencia defender Gabriel Paulista headed home from a corner after keeper Marc-André ter Stegen had stumbled in his attempt to come for the ball.
Lionel Messi’s Instagram account recently reached 200 million followers. The account mostly just tweets out ads for the biggest brands in the world, such as adidas, Pepsi, Gatorade and SpaceScooter.
Lionel Messi and Antoine Griezmann combined for a super sexy give-and-go goal that deserved its own writeup on Thursday. But like a phone call from your mother as you’re trying to be romantic with your partner, Granada poured cold water on Barcelona with an impressive 2-1 win at an empty Camp Nou on Thursday.
MELBOURNE - Upbeat Australia coach Graham Arnold has urged Argentina to bring Lionel Messi to the Olympics and described their tough pool as Tokyo's "group of dreams.”
Drawn with twice champions Argentina, 1992 winners Spain and Egypt, the “Olyroos” face an uphill battle to reach the knockout rounds of the 16-team tournament, their first Games since Beijing in 2008.
Los presidentes del Real Madrid y de la Juventus de Turín, Florentino Pérez y Andrea Agnelli, continúan tratando de justificar la genialidad de su fallida Superliga. Dentro de sus argumentos, dijeron que los jóvenes ya no tienen interés en el fútbol y que la competencia vendría a competirle a videojuegos como Fortnite o Call of Duty".
SEVILLE - Barcelona president Joan Laporta said he was very confident Lionel Messi would choose to stay at the club after the Argentine delivered a vintage performance in Saturday's 4-0 win over Athletic Bilbao in the Copa del Rey final.
Messi scored a sensational individual goal midway through the second half after strikes from Antoine Griezmann and Frenkie de Jong had put the Catalans in charge.
This angle of Lionel Messi's goal pic.twitter.com/SFVfTAMKk3
Al final de la primera etapa en la final de la Copa del Rey, las estadísticas mostraban que el Barcelona había tenido un 83,5% en el dominio del balón. Los palos, la actuación de Unai Simon y los imponderables del fútbol, sin embargo, de algún milagroso modo le servían al Athletic Club para mantener un 0-0 en el marcador. Menos suerte tendría el equipo vasco en el complemento: a través de Antoine Griezmann, un enamorado Frenkie de Jong y un doblete de Lionel Messi, los catalanes golpeaban con un contundente 4-0 y sumaban su 31º título en la competencia.
