Jamaica Fans Brought A Whole New Meaning To Feeling Horny And I Hate It

The USMNT grabbed a point in Kingston, Jamaica, on Tuesday after a tame performance and 1-1 draw in World Cup qualifying against the Reggae Boyz. The real defeat of the day happened to anyone watching the game on Paramount+ that was forced to listen to 90 minutes of horns.

The Jamaica horns from the few hundred fans in attendance were relentless. A limited number of spectators were allowed into National Stadium Independence Park due to Covid protocols. 

It’s hard to say if the limited crowd impacted the American players that much. I can confirm that the American viewers were absolutely affected by the irritating sound of horns all game long.

Horns blaring can be heard during the few highlights from Tuesday’s game. I imagine this is what the magnified sounds of a beehive would be like with noise-canceling headphones on.

I’m having horrendous flashbacks to the 2010 World Cup and the vuvuzelas that haunted my dreams for years. The internet was in agreement on the incessant sounds of ass coming from the stands.

Thankfully the U.S. won’t have to play another game in Jamaica for some years. 

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