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The Best Goals Of FIFA 19 Are Outrageous, But We Prefer Ones Of The Crap Variety

On Monday, EA Sports posted a video featuring the best goals scored in FIFA 19 so far. As you’d expect, it’s a compilation of players like Neymar and Antoine Griezmann flicking the ball up, turning and swiveling, mutating their bodies into ungodly forms and weltering bicycle kicks from over 30 yards out. Very cool.

Special shoutout to Memphis Depay for dribbling clear on goal and somehow engineering a scorpion kick for himself at the top of the box. On the bright side, I know whoever that goal was scored against has finally been gifted the courage to quit FIFA once and for all. You’re in a better place than the rest of us, my friend. 

As much fun as those in Division One appear to be having, life is much better at the bottom, where true weekend warriors come together to play out a 0-0 draw between the Colorado Rapids and Veracruz. These are actually the greatest moments from FIFA 19, including…

The referee blowing for halftime at the worst possible moment…

This fantastic own goal from the keeper…

This magnificent free kick CRACK…

This incredible back pass…

This golazo….

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