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Atlanta player scores, removes shirt, remembers he’s already been booked, dies inside

If you ever plan on removing your shirt for a goal, then make sure you're not already on a yellow card folks. Here's a prime example of why.

With the score tied at 2-2 in the 69th minute, Atlanta United 2 (a real original name) had a free kick in a dangerous area against Miami FC (not Inter Miami). Miami then made the bold move of allowing Atlanta’s Jackson Conway to run completely unmarked across the face of goal. 

Conway comfortably slotted in the goal and removed his shirt in celebration. There was only one problem. He was already on a yellow card and removing one's shirt for a goal is an automatic yellow card.

This was actually all part of Miami’s plan because the players knew that Conway would be too excited to remember his yellow card from earlier in the match. Intentional or not, Conway does masterfully to cover his mouth as he hopelessly lets out an "oh f*ck."

Conway’s facial expression changing when he sees the referee prowling toward him is by far the best part of the video. His face is the perfect capture of a child’s when mom comes home and the child realizes they forgot to take the meat out of the freezer to defrost. Or he matches the exact facial expression of a college student drunk off their behind at 11:50 p.m. and remembering the term paper is due in 9 minutes.

Jokes aside, the poor guy made a dumb mistake that he will never make again. If Conway does commit this error a second time I still won’t have ill-feeling toward him because at that point he will be a gold mine for content.

When he’s not getting sent off for failing to remember he's already on a yellow, the dude's scoring bangers.

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