Zlatan Ibrahimovic is one cocky son-of-a-gun. But he may have outdone himself recently when he instructed his Paris Saint-Germain teammates not to talk to reporters.
Those reporters, obviously miffed at not being allowed to do their jobs because of Zlatan's "Zlatitude" (Yes, we know, we just said "Zlatitude." We're not proud of it, OK? Just read the rest of the article. Stop making fun of us. Everyone makes stupid puns and we happened to do that just now. Sorry. We'll try to do better next time.), questioned Zlatan as to why the PSG players wouldn't be speaking.
"Because I am the boss," came the reply.
Really, this should have been the title of Zlatan's autobiography, instead of "I am Zlatan" (as if there could have been some confusion). The title should have been "Because I am the boss," and the entire text should have been the phrase "because I am the boss" repeated over and over and over again.
But we digress. Watch the video. It's Zlatan at his Zlatanest.
