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Jose Mourinho Does Not Know The Alphabet

Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho is on his p's and q's but not his s's.

Jose Mourinho generally gives off an air that he thinks he's the smartest man in the room. We guess even the smartest man in the room forgets the alphabet sometimes.

For those interested, the proper ordering of the English-language alphabet is: a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z.

Again, the important section: m, n, o, p, q, r, s.

Jose Mourinho is not a native English speaker, so we'll give him some slack. That said, he has coached in England for more than five years and also is Jose Mourinho, one of the most smug know-it-alls in the world (I do not mean that last bit to be derogatory, Mourinho's nonsense makes the game much more fun and should be encouraged) so please allow us a moment to laugh at Jose Mourinho for misremembering the alphabet.

Thank you.