What Is Wayne Rooney Growing In His Garden?
Wayne Rooney has been working in a community garden as part of his punishment for drunk driving, and, according to the BBC, he has been enjoying it.
So, let's see what Wayne Rooney has been growing in his garden, shall we? This is exclusive information obtained by The18 and is DEFINITELY NOT made up. Nope. Not at all. All real and 100 percent true. Trust us.
Well that's nice! Good starch. Potatoes make up the world's fourth-largest food source, according to Wikipedia. Also a good source of vitamin B6 and vitamin C.
Can't have mushy peas without peas. We've always said that.
Don't let Bugs Bunny get hold of them! Ha ha ha.
Bangers & Mash
Aren't those just potatoes and sausages? Don't you already have potatoes? How does one go about growing a sausage? Whatever.
rest of the world: *through tears* p-please... you can’t just make everything pudding
england: *points at food* pudding— camdy cane (@honorcamper) October 6, 2017
It has long been suspected around these parts that Marouane Fellaini is actually a tree.
Ashley Williams is also rumored to be a tree.
A Cabbage Shaped Like Sam Allardyce's Head
Wonder if he did that on purpose?
The Lord Of The Flies
A Forbidden Apple
Do not get tricked into eating that by a snake!
What exactly are you planning here, Wayne? Do not poison anyone!
Those are not plants, Wayne, you cannot plant those!