Cristiano Ronaldo Would Like To Sell You A Canadian Tuxedo

Cristiano Ronaldo is always hawking something. My favorite is the blanket, but you could talk me into the undies. Actually, those WERE my favorites until today, when the Cristiano Ronaldo Canadian tuxedo arrived.

For those of you who are not very cultured, a Canadian tuxedo is a suit of clothing made of all denim. Like this:

Big announcement coming @CR7limitless . Any ideas? pic.twitter.com/KpQGRyFN3q

— Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) April 20, 2017

CR7 Limitless is Cristiano Ronaldo's new line of denim products that you can buy with money. And then, if you buy a pants product and a shirt product, you can look like Cristiano, or Justin Timberlake:

Photo: @elyce_swagg | Twitter

Let's face it: this is just a good look. You should probably wear an undershirt, though, because you probably do not have Cristiano Ronaldo's abs.