Cristiano Ronaldo Was Attacked By A Ghost

We must find this ghost and bring it to justice.

Cristiano Ronaldo hasn't scored yet in his two matches back from suspension, but that hasn't stopped him from being wildly entertaining.

On Saturday, during Real Madrid's 2-1 win against Alaves, Ronaldo was attacked by a spooky ghost.

Alaves stadium security simply must do a better job to prevent spooky ghosts from invading the pitch. This is a nuisance at best and downright dangerous at worst. What if the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters shows up? Is stadium security prepared for that? I don't know! No one knows.

Cristiano Ronaldo can count himself lucky this wasn't worse, but stadium ghosts are a problem that needs to be addressed.

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