Imagine you are the manager of some big time club, say, Real Madrid, and you are reading a scouting report on four defenders. They read as follows.
Defender 1: Showed great discipline on the pitch. He was never out of position.
Defender 2: Had the most perseverance of any player on both sides. He came on the pitch when his team was down 2 to nil and he didn’t bat an eyelash.
Defender 3: Ever time an attacker challenged him, he stood his ground and made a good play. He was so diligent.
Defender 4: He answered his phone on the pitch, mid-game. I couldn’t believe it either, boss. That’s why we recorded it.
Sir Chat-a-lot over there is defender, Oleh Makarov, who plays for FC Enerheya Nova Kakhovka. The incident in question occurred in an exhibition match against FC Olympic Donetsk. We doubt that prospective scouts care it was a friendly.
Oleh, you can kiss your dream move to Real Madrid goodbye.
We have to say, though, you don’t seem to be suffering from the belief that you are ever going to make it out of the Ukranian league. In fact, if we had to describe your style of play, it would be as “not giving a single f***.”
A part of us can’t help but respect that but, still, no Real Madrid. Let’s be clear about that.
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