A Ball's Life: Nice Try USA

This ball is happy the USA did not qualify for the World Cup

Brace yourself, 80% of America.

The United States did NOT make the World Cup.

That's right, I'm no longer subject to the agony of your punts, your boots, toe pokes, lumps, hoofs, and miscontrols.

Without you it's gonna be a summer of love in Russia.

Just sensual touches and the blissful absence of Michael Bradley.

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