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Freddy Adu's Movie Reviews: Rotten Stouffer's

Freddy Adu needs no introduction. After Sierra Mist told everyone he'd fix the ozone layer as a 14-year-old boy wonder, he instead went on to play professional soccer for 15 years while representing his country 17 times. A lot of people still aren’t happy about that and want him to get up there and fix that damn part of the stratosphere, but we say leave him alone. 

The last we saw from Mr. Adu out on the pitch was a failed 2021 stint with third-division Swedish side Österlen FF, but we don't want to talk about that.

He’s currently in Maryland, hopefully watching movies and TV shows for the sake of this page's posterity. Regardless, we'd love to see more of Freddy playing ball and we hope he leads a wonderful life to the end of his days.

But let’s move on to more important things. Let’s move on to what we’re really here for: a dynamic, cutting-edge review aggregator that channels Freddy’s thoughts on movies and TV shows to assign them a Stouffer's Lasagna Rating. 

Why Freddy Adu and why Stouffer's? Because Freddy loves movies, TV shows and Stouffer's, and not necessarily in that order.

Stouffer's are easy to make (and packed with protein), allowing you to get right to watching your favorite stories. You don’t even need dishes or anything, which is another plus if you’re stuck in the body of a 14-year-old.

Freddy Adu

Freddy Adu dribbles at a Stouffer's FitKitchen meal. Photo: @FreddyAdu | Twitter

As a professional athlete, Adu’s got a lot of downtime to recover and prepare for the next whatever.

See? How could you not trust this man? He's seen 95% of everything that's out there. Just think about that. That's incredible.

Adu knows more about entertainment than Siskel and Ebert combined. He’s like a young man’s Chuck Klosterman, totally in tune with pop culture except way more into Christian Bale movies.

Freddy Adu loves Sierra Mist

Sit back, relax, grab a cold Sierra from the cooler and enjoy the show.

Any time a new show or movie drops, you’ll want to see whether it was a Certified Fresh Stouffer's Lasagna, Just Your Average/Everyday Stouffer's Lasagna or a Rotten Stouffer's Lasagna.

Freddy’s Certified Fresh Stouffer's Lasagnas

Fresh Lasagna

These movies, like a good lasagna, have many layers.

Justice League

World War Z

Black Summer

The Witcher

The Last Dance

LA 92

Joker

Game of Thrones

Game of Thrones (there's more to be said)

Game of Thrones (so much more)

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman 1984

Les Miserables

Ozark: Season 3

Ozark: Season 4

The Great Debaters

Interstellar

Creed

Narcos

Ip Man

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (Ultimate Edition)

The Dark Knight

Seriously, The Dark Knight. Check it out.

DID YOU SEE IT YET? YOU HAVE TO SEE IT.

DARK KNIGHT! DARK KNIGHT! DARK KNIGHT!

Man of Steel

Tenet

Cloud Atlas

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Just the character Yoda

The Bourne Collection

Shark Tank

Any movie with Liam Neeson 

The Crown

Freddy's Average/Everyday Stouffer's Lasagnas

Average Stouffers

This is just your normal Stouffers.

Suicide Squad

Prometheus

Daredevil Season II 

Making a Murderer

The Avengers

Shark Week

Freddy's Rotten Stouffer's Lasagnas

Rotten Stouffers

DO NOT watch these.

Deadpool

Total Recall

Movies made before Freddy was born

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