16 Jokes Every Soccer Fan Will Laugh At

We know you will get a kick out of these

It’s almost the weekend, which means it’s acceptable to start MESSIng around. You came to hear some jokes, so we promise to keep everything in the box, we won’t cross any lines. Feel free to share these jokes with your kids because we know they will get a kick out of them!  Each joke is a keeper. Enjoy!

1
Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?

Because she always runs away from the ball.

2
What’s a soccer player’s favorite drink?

Penal-Tea.

3
What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

4
How do soccer players stay cool during games?

They stand near the fans.

5
Why did the soccer player bring string to her game?

So she could tie the score.

6
Why didn’t the dog want to play soccer?

He was a boxer.

7
Where’s the best place to shop for a soccer uniform?

New Jersey.

8
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Yellow cards.

9
Why shouldn’t you play soccer in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

10
Why do soccer players do so well in school?

They know how to use their heads.

11
Why was the soccer field wet on a sunny day?

The players dribbled all over it.

12
What is it called when a dinosaur gets a goal?

A dino-score.

13
What is a ghost's favorite soccer position?

Ghoul keeper.

14
Which soccer player keeps the field neat?

The sweeper.

15
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

It was tired of being kicked around.

16
Where do soccer players go to dance?

A soccer ball.

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