Freddy Adu's Movie Reviews: Rotten Stouffer's
Freddy Adu needs no introduction. After Sierra Mist told everyone that he would fix the ozone layer as a 14-year-old boy wonder, he instead went on to play professional soccer for 13 years while representing his country 17 times. A lot of people still aren’t happy about that and want him to get up there and fix that damn part of the stratosphere, but we say just leave him alone.
The lastest from Mr. Adu on the pitch was at the DC United Legends Match back in October, where he finessed a left-footed effort inside the far post. Have some.
He’s only 28 pic.twitter.com/Y0vPPj53lE
— Dictate The Game (@DictateTheGame) October 22, 2017
He’s currently in Maryland, hopefully watching movies and television shows for the sake of this page's posterity. Regardless, we'd love to see Freddy return to playing ball, and we hope he leads a wonderful life to the end of his days.
So ummm what’s with this rumor about sweden? I’m in Maryland right now and I have not even spoken to any teams personally. There is interest yes but but not sure how this rumor got started like it’s a done deal.— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) January 2, 2018
But let’s move on to more important things. Let’s move on to what we’re really here for: a dynamic, cutting edge review aggregator webpage that channels Freddy’s thoughts on movies and television shows to assign them a Stouffer's Lasagna Rating.
Why Freddy Adu and why Stouffer's? Because Freddy Adu loves movies, television shows and Stouffer's, and not necessarily in that order.
Stouffer's are easy to make (and packed with protein), allowing you to get right to watching. You don’t even need dishes or anything, which is another plus if you’re stuck in the body of a 14-year-old.
As a professional athlete, Adu’s got a lot of downtime to recover and prepare for the next whatever.
Just finished training in what seems like 100 degree weather. Now relax then movie marathon. Dark knight rises, inception, django, avatar.— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) September 24, 2013
What are some good shows out? Pretty sure I've seen 95 percent of TV shows already.— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) September 24, 2013
See? How could you not trust this man? He's seen 95 percent of everything that's out there. Just think about that. That's incredible.
Adu knows more about entertainment than Siskel and Ebert combined. He’s like a young man’s Chuck Klosterman, totally in tune with pop culture except way more into Christian Bale movies.
Anytime a new show or movie drops, you’ll want to see whether it was a Certified Fresh Stouffer's Lasagna, Just Your Average/Everyday Stouffer's Lasagna or a Rotten Stouffer's Lasagna.
Freddy’s Certified Fresh Stouffer's Lasagnas
Game of thrones! Enough said.— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) August 7, 2017
Game of Thrones (there's more to be said)
Is game of thrones the greatest TV show ever made?— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) August 7, 2017
Game of Thrones (so much more)
Game of thrones OMG!!!!!! GOAT SHOW!!!— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) April 29, 2019
Most of my followers know I'm a huge movie guy. Saw Wonder Woman a couple weeks back and it was fantastic. DCEU finally brought that fire!— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) June 20, 2017
I must say I really like the movie les miserables. Usually don't like musicals but I like this one.— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) August 26, 2013
"The great debaters" great movie!— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) August 25, 2014
To each his own but in my humble opinion INTERSTELLAR was the best movie of 2014.
Christopher Nolan as always never disappoints.— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) February 23, 2015
Creed = great movie— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) November 29, 2015
Been binge watching narcos on Netflix like crazy! Great show! Has Netflix become the best spot for original TV shows now??— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) September 9, 2015
Watching some IP MAN. Those movies are real good for those who have never seen it. Martial arts movie.— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) October 3, 2013
Highly recommend you guys check out the ultimate version of BvS that just got released. 1000 times better than theatrical one. 3 hours long!— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) July 2, 2016
The dark knight was the only movie I have ever been to and the whole theater gave it a standing ovation and I mean the WHOLE theater. EPIC!— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) April 25, 2016
Seriously, The Dark Knight. Check it out.
Just the while dark knight series was epic. The storyline the acting. Everything.— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) June 18, 2013
DID YOU SEE IT YET? YOU HAVE TO SEE IT.
Man of steel was great but dark knight rises is better. Dark knight rises IMO is the best superhero ever made. Everything about it was great— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) June 18, 2013
OMG man of steel = unbelievable. Wow just wow. Ok bye— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) June 15, 2013
CLOUD ATLAS= ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) October 27, 2012
So ummm just realized Star Wars comes out the 18th. Im hyped up right now. My inner nerd just surfaced.— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) December 14, 2015
Just the character Yoda
Had a Star Wars marathon today. Never seen it from start to finish. Yoda is that dude lol— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) August 25, 2013
Yesssssss Jason Bourne is backkkk— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) February 8, 2016
Didn't invent anything I just love watching the show and wandering if they will make a new season of shark tank???— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) January 26, 2016
Any movie with Liam Neeson
Is it just me or is Liam Neeson a straight G in every movie hes in.— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) September 25, 2012
Freddy's Average/Everyday Stouffer's Lasagnas
What did you guys think of suicide squad? Was better than I expected! Thought it was good.— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) August 5, 2016
hope everyone had a great day! Who saw prometheus? thought it was an alright movie— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) June 20, 2012
Season 2 daredevil on Netflix— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) April 7, 2016
Started watching "making a murderer" on Netflix! So far so good— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) January 8, 2016
Just saw avengers in the theater. Was pretty good. But I am also pretty excited about this batman vs superman movie mannn!— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) April 24, 2015
Shark week is pretty cool. I'm glued to my tv.— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) August 16, 2012
Freddy's Rotten Stouffer's Lasagnas
Did you guys like deadpool? I honestly wasn't feeling it as much as some people were— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) February 15, 2016
Bourne legacy was a pretty good movie. Total recall not so much.— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) August 14, 2012
Movies made before Freddy was born
Watching blade runner with Harrison ford. Heard alot about it but never seen it. Not really into movies made before I was born but lets see— Freddy Adu (@FreddyAdu) August 20, 2013