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Neymar Is Going To Be In The Next xXx Movie

Neymar's acting career is reportedly off to a hot start while he waits his turn to represent Brazil this summer. The Brazil captain will evidently appear in the next xXx movie with Vin Diesel.

Wait, what? Like Vin Diesel the person? Not some copycat Vin Diesel look-alike? Oh, this is going to be grand.

We, for one, can't wait for xXx: State of the Selecao, or whatever it's called. Look at this Instagram post and tell us you're not excited for this.

A few plot points we've speculated on and decided are good ideas:

Neymar and Vin Diesel have to defeat the Zika Virus in order to make Brazil safe enough to host the Olympics.

Vin Diesel has to go undercover on the Brazilian national team as an attacking midfielder named "Dieselinho."

Someone tries to assassinate an important Brazilian delegate but Neymar kicks a soccer ball at the gun and makes the shot miss.

They go to a cool Brazilian party and have a good time.

Muscles.

Guns.

Soccer. 

xXx.

THIS IS BRAZIL.

Neymar

Photo: @andreeeeeese | Twitter

Contact The18 Staff Writer Sam Klomhaus at Klomhaus@The18.com or follow him on Twitter @SamKlomhaus

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