Today I learned Prince Albert of Monaco is exactly as athletic as I assumed he was, which is to say he makes Steve McNulty look like LeBron James.
You see that thumbs up at the end? That's the most sarcastic thumbs up I have ever seen in my life. For a man worth more than $1 billion, any and all embarrassment is met with anger and rage and revenge. That thumbs up was just a message to the commoners that he'll be back for them.
That was a thumbs up that said, "You have wronged me for the last time, Falcao, you dirty dog. We shall see how you like it in the dungeon, or worse, Manchester. I shall go and brood now. In my palace."
Or, you know, maybe it was just a thumbs up.
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