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Normally when someone says a movie is the worst movie in the history of everything, you'd take a look at Tommy Wiseau's "The Room" and see that it can get worse. This isn't the case with the FIFA propaganda film "United Passions." It somehow manages to be worse than "The Room" and that's saying something.

Don't get me wrong, Tim Roth nails it--he always does--but literally every other part of the movie fails on literally every single level. No, I am not being hyperbolic.

FIFA communications director Walter De Gregorio appeared on Swiss television and told a joke. After that, he didn't have a job anymore. The Joke?

"FIFA President Sepp Blatter, the General Secretary, and the Communications Director are in a car. Who is driving? The police."

A Romanian child in a youth game scored a goal that reminded many of a certain diminutive Argentine.

The s*** is hitting the fan in just about as slow-motion of a fashion as possible for Lionel Messi. 

Lionel Messi and his father, Messi Sr., first appeared in court over allegations of tax fraud in September of 2013 in Gava, Catalonia. What started there as a dispute over “the routing of 'image rights' income through offshore tax havens” has turned into a protracted legal battle over the years. 

Just days after announcing his victory in the Cuernavaca mayoral race, Cuauhtemoc Blanco is in the hospital.

Zlatan faced off against Martin Odegaard as Sweden tied Norway 0-0, and he was his usual candid self after the match.

The second best player in the world is no longer the second most valuable, according the CIES.

Without the core from the title-challenging, beautiful team of yesteryear, can Liverpool contend for the Premier League in upcoming seasons?

Javier Hernandez' growth could be the final step in making him the leader that will guide Mexico to success.