18. “GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
17. “Showing him this much space is like handing the keys to the blood bank to Dracula.”
16. “Defenders try to follow him on Facebook and he comes out on Twitter, that’s how evasive he is.”
15. “As electrifying as a hairdryer thrown into a hot tub, my friend.”
14. “He could shave a mouse in his sleep and not disturb her.”
Star Borussia Dortmund defender Mats Hummels couldn’t resist poking fun at the Premier League’s woes in Europe this week as four different EPL teams crashed out of their respective competitions.
Arsenal and Manchester City both suffered quarterfinal exits in the Champions League while Liverpool and West Ham fell short in the Europa League.
EPL fans have mocked the Bundesliga and other leagues for years now with the term “farmer’s league.” The joke is an insult about the league not being competitive as one team always wins it and overall, the league being worse.
Christian Pulisic was challenged to build his perfect player, and had a share of interesting picks for each category. He didn’t forget about his favorite USMNT teammate.
In a video for Soccer dot com, the AC Milan player was challenged to name players in different categories that would build into his dream soccer player.
Categories varied but were not exclusive to speed, passing, defending, shooting, strength. You get the gist.
Christian Pulisic builds his dream soccer player, includes Weston McKennie
It’s derby week in the MLS season and fans have already started to heat up the highly-anticipated match in Los Angeles. Literally.
A user on X went viral at the start of the week after posting a video of him burning a vintage (and probably very expensive) LA Galaxy jersey ahead of the derby between the seven-time MLS champions and LAFC this weekend.
Former LA Galaxy fan burns jersey now that he supports LAFC
The fan stuck a flare inside the club’s 2001 MLS season away jersey with the caption: “Happy Derby Week!”
An unreal clip of a Copa Peru game has surfaced which shows two teams battling on one of the worst fields you will ever see.
We joked back in March that the United States women’s national team facing Canada on a swimming pool was as bad as it gets, but apparently, we were wrong.
The Copa Peru game played in Puno, Peru, featured grass so overgrown that the ball would literally disappear in the greenery.
How can anyone play on this?
A postgame quote from Norwegian and Rosenborg striker Ole Saeter went viral after he said he planned to go home with his phone in one hand and his privates in the other.
Saeter, 28, opened Rosenborg’s season off with a bang scoring a blistering goal from long-range. His side went on to win 2-0 with the second goal coming late in the game.
OLE SÆTER BREAKS THE DEADLOCK WITH AN ABSOLUTE GOLAZO!!!
Sverre Halseth Nypan (2006) with the assist!pic.twitter.com/OrGw4WrSoR
A Trinidad player in El Salvador has taken the modern world’s small-shin-guard-trend to a whole other level, using foam cups as protection in a professional game.
Player uses styrofoam cups as shin guards
Jomal Williams, a Trinidad and Tobago attacker playing for L.A. Firpo in El Salvador, made headlines on Sunday after TV broadcast cameras caught the player replacing his shinguards for half-cut styrofoam cups before the start to a game.
The manager, Gabriel Álvarez, was giving him game instructions while he made the incredible switch.
Former Manchester City star Fernandinho had a humorous moment with the center referee during Athletico Paranaense’s 1-0 victory Wednesday night.
During the semifinal win the referee accidentally intercepted a pass from the Brazilian stopping the play and his side's attack. The blooper only got better with Fernandinho’s reaction to the referee’s error.
Fernandinho referee funny moment
Fernandinho seems pretty upset at the ref
The wonders of autotune have forever changed the music landscape, now it’s made its way to the broadcasting scene.
In a hilarious video a commentator in Argentina didn’t realize autotune was turned on while calling an Argentina Reserve League game.
Excursionistas opened the scoring with a great cross and finish, but this goal will always be remembered for the autoned commentary.
Argentina autotune goal commentary
The UEFA Champions League clash between Átletico de Madrid and Inter Milan on Wednesday was one for the books. The match had goals, amazing goalie saves, comebacks and incredible misses — all leading to the Colchoneros qualification to the quarterfinal stage through a penalty shoot-out.
Oblak the hero for Atleti ❤️#UCL pic.twitter.com/CTCDiukYJz