WeRateDogs is my favorite thing on the internet, notwithstanding the Internet thing that pays me money. WeRateDogs made a video called "The Dogs of 2016" and it was full of good dogs.
Because my boss isn't here, I took the video and thought of a soccer thing for each dog. Follow along!
0:01: James Rodriguez
0:03: Arsenal in the Champions League
0:06: Liverpool’s defense
0:11: Andrea Pirlo
0:23: N’Golo Kante
0:27: Nicklas Bendtner
0:33: Wayne Rooney
0:44: Xabi Alonso
Watch this video of a very guilty dog and meet me on the other side.
This dog is going to be the next manager of Crystal Palace. Book that sh*t. Just imagine the press conferences:
We interrupt you mindlessly scrolling through your Facebook feed to bring you this very important tweet about a man throwing a hamburger at a police horse.
Melbourne City defeated Sydney FC in the FFA Cup final thanks to a goal from Australian demigod Tim Cahill, but the real story on the night was one of intimacy and the tenderness shown between a seagull, Sydney goalkeeper Danny Vukovic and a sideline avian masseuse — E.L. James, I hope you’re taking notes.
A match in the Bulgarian first division was interestingly interrupted when a duck flew onto the field, sat down and refused to move, a bit like when your grandpa settles down in his favorite chair with a bottle of bourbon. Then, also like your grandpa, the duck got ornery when people tried to coax it out of its seat.
No one can really be mad if a dog interrupts a soccer game. Especially if it’s a cute dog who looks like he is having the time of his life.
This dog decided it was time for the two teams to take a breather so he distracted the audience by performing his own show.
Fenerbahce's Europa League trip to Manchester took an interesting turn when the team's plane hit a bird and had to land in Budapest, Hungary.
The team, which features former Premier-Leaguers Robin van Persie and Martin Skrtel, posted this on Twitter:
We were more excited by the following Tweet than we have been for anything in a long time.