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Zlatan Ibrahimovic Is The Job Interviewer Of Your Nightmares

Zlatan Ibrahimovic endorses Vitamin Well, a Swedish vitamin drink. 

Because he endorses this drink, Vitamin Well made a commercial in which Zlatan interviews some guy for a job at Vitamin Well. It went poorly for our young job seeker. Just watch.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic Conducts A Terrifying Job Interview

On the real, though, this dude sucks at job interviewing. Probably he's thrown off by the sudden appearance of Zlatan (understandable), but good lord. He's making all the wrong moves: saying "I" too much, not knowing anything about the company he wants to work for, and he's just spewing the most generic job interview lines ever. "I'm a team player." "I'm always there if someone needs me." "I'm, uh, socially skilled."

I wouldn't hire him. (Note: I should never be in charge of hiring anyone) (Another note: I'm aware of the likelihood that this guy is an actor paid to pretend to be a nervous job interviewee. I'm choosing to ignore that and pretend he's really doing this.) (Final note: if I found my job interviewer was Zlatan Ibrahimovic I would s*** my pants.)

He even sucked at the bunny questions. When a footballer asks you who your favorite footballer is, the answer should be obvious: either the person asking you or Messi. There can be no other options.

Whatever. Now that I'm done critiquing this (almost certainly staged) job interview, I'm going to go spread my political opinions on Twitter because I am a joyless lump.

(H/T Dirty Tackle)

Contact The18 Staff Writer Sam Klomhaus at Klomhaus@The18.com or follow him on Twitter @SamKlomhaus

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