What a year 2017 was! You know what happened in 2017? Soccer stuff. Lots of soccer stuff. SO MUCH SOCCER STUFF.
So, let's go over some of the highlights.
Zlatan Decided He's A Lion For Some Reason
Wayne Shaw Ate A Pie
ATHLETES HAVE TO CARB-LOAD, WE CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVE TO KEEP SAYING THIS.
A Monkey Brought Out The Match-Ball
A Good Dog Ran On The Field And Gave A Good Interview After
The USMNT Failed To Qualify For the 2018 World Cup
Sorry.
So Did Italy, Chile And The Netherlands, Though
IT STILL HURTS.
Chelsea Almost Signed Ross Barkley
It's OK, Ross. We hate going to the doctor too.
Antonio Conte Looked Like He Wanted To Kill Someone
Naturally.
Diego Simeone Also Looked Like He Wanted To Kill Someone
Antonio Conte and Diego Simeone are hit men.
Various Tunnel Fights
Thank you New York Red Bulls and Toronto FC for having your tunnel fight filmed. Still anxiously waiting for the Manchester derby video to surface, though.
Simon Mignolet Rode A bicycle
The picture on the bottom right. I can't. I just cannot.
Jurgen Klopp Wore A Silly Hat
A Man Tried To Catch Mark Noble's Shirt
Just let the children have the shirts, y'all.