What would you do if you were this forward? Would you quit soccer forever, knowing you would never do anything as cool as this? Would you call FIFA and demand a FIFA #TheBest Award for what you just did? Would you run back to the two defenders you just roasted and give them a look like "yeah you know what time it is"? Would you be a good sport? A bad sport? Would you freak out? Would you remain as stoic as a statue?
I would do all of those things.
Once in a lifetime pic.twitter.com/Cit08cy9Ct
— Chaos Soccer Gear (@ChaosSoccerGear) November 3, 2017
Cue the Talking Heads.
It's like a train going through a tunnel. Just glorious.
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