A Player In Chile Scored The Most Amazing Goal We've Ever Seen

What is a buzzy soccer website to do when it runs out of hyperbole?

I mean, that's our lifeblood over here. No goal can simply be "good". It has to "melt your face off" or "bend space-time" or maybe even "make you piss yourself."

That is how goals are described these days, but, friends, we have no hyperbole for this one. It's all true. This is it.

This is the greatest goal we've ever seen.

Pick your #Puskas winner

10. Alejandro Camargo for @FutbolUdeC -> pic.twitter.com/6yJs5sBsUs

— PHSports LiveScores (@LiveScoresPH) September 22, 2017

That's Alejandro Camargo. He plays for Universidad de Concepcion in Chile. They were up 2-1 on O'Higgins on Sunday near the end of the match when that happened.

Not only should this goal win the Puskas, but Ferenc Puskas himself should rise from the dead to present Camargo the award in person.

(H/T FOX Soccer)