Look what turned up at this Argentinian fourth division game: a soccer horse.
Amistoso Arg. De Merlo vs Acassuso, con espectador de lujo! @enunabaldosa @AcassusoPrensa pic.twitter.com/Cj8AfPvW2I
— Felipe Morano (@FelipeMorano) January 29, 2016
#ArgentinoDeMerlo: La Academia tuvo una visita inesperada en el amistoso ante Acassuso https://t.co/ZrrV4QRUPE pic.twitter.com/avGxsfGd8J
— Solo Ascenso (@SoloAscenso) January 30, 2016
After we saw the soccer horse, there was nothing for us to do except for make a list of the 10 best soccer horse names, one of which we should probablt bestow upon the above horse.
Top 10 Soccer Horse Names
10. Cristiano Roanaldo
9. Mane Rooney
8. Alex Mare-gan
7. Roberto Palomino
6. Danny You-can-lead-a-horse-to-water-but-you-can't-make-him-drinkwater
5. Jermane Jones
4. Neymare
3. Thiago Silva (but like the Lone Ranger's horse, Silver)
2. Jurgen Clip-Klopp
1. Ronaldinho
The real upset is that Ronaldinho was named Sports-horse of the Year over American Pharoah. pic.twitter.com/Tq8tSvD7VP
— Greg Presto (@GregPresto) December 14, 2015
Readers: "Wow Sam you're a dick."
Me: "Oh pretend you weren't thinking the same thing."
(H/T FOX Soccer)
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