The Range On This Screamer Is Enough To Make The “Can You Hear Me Now?” Guy Blush

Paul Marcarelli worked for Verizon and Sprint, but he works for Brian Hamalainen now.

You know Paul Marcarelli. He’s the guy that used to work for Verizon Wireless. He’d go out into the woods and viewers at home would wishfully think that they were on the verge of seeing him devoured by a pack of scavenging wolves. Instead, he’d pull out his flip phone and go, “Can you hear me now? Gooood.” 

He then switched to Sprint, a clever marketing mimicry that we were all supposed to follow, but who really gives a sh*t. Paul Marcarelli works for Zulte-Waregem’s Brian Hamalainen now. 

Brian is the guy that smashed in this long-range effort against Nice in the Europa League. Brian is one hell of a guy, one hell of a boss and he’s always in range, even when a cell tower is a 100 miles away. 

He’s always got bars, because he’s the world’s most trusted network.

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