Toronto FC Loses Friendly To Fantastically-Named Local Team Mexican Navy

Are we going to make some boat jokes? Yes, folks, we are going to make some boat jokes.

Toronto FC are on a barnstorming tour of Mexico warming up for the MLS regular season (read about the lengths teams will go to try to stop a Sebastian Giovinco free kick here), which led them to a friendly against local Mexico City club Mexican Navy. We are not making that name up.

Mexican Navy beat Toronto FC (admittedly without most if not all of their good players) 2-0. We are not making that up either. We'll let the Toronto FC Twitter account tell the story of the game. Anchors away!

YOU MIGHT SAY THAT TORONTO FC'S CHANCES AT GETTING A POSITIVE RESULT FROM THIS MATCH WERE . . . SUNK . . . BY THAT SECOND GOAL.

Abandon ship!