Someone Vandalized Messi's Statue In Buenos Aires
There's no easy way to say this: someone sawed a statue of Messi in half.
Seriously, a statue of Messi in Buenos Aires was found with the top part missing because someone, or a group of someones, sawed it off.
What does one do with the top half of a Messi statue? I hope they didn't just throw it away. That would be such a waste. I assume they had it mounted on something, but if they haven't done that yet I will be so bold as to suggest they find a horse statue, remove the head and replace it with the top of Messi's statue. CENTAUR MESSI.
Really, they should return the top half of Messi's statue so it can be reattached to the bottom half of Messi's statue. If they don't want to do that, though, I'm just saying, centaur.